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  • Lawfare, my ass

    Dear Esteemed Readers, In the annals of human folly, there exists a peculiar breed of charlatan whose audacity knows no bounds. These individuals, when ensnared by the very laws they swore to uphold, bellow…

  • chillax

    Dear Esteemed Readers, If you are reading this, congratulations—you have survived yet another week of what is turning out for most of us to be a shambolic new year, and I, for one, think…

  • The underrated value of one’s middle finger

    My Dear Fellow Citizens, In a world brimming with inventions of dubious necessity—such as powdered wigs for dogs and self-stirring spoons—we often overlook one of nature’s most profound and practical endowments: the middle finger.…

  • A Valentine’s Day Letter to the people from the alligators of the white house lawn

    ❤️ My Dear Fellow Americans ❤️, It is with great pleasure (and no small amount of swamp water) that we, the newly appointed Guardians of the White House Lawn, write to inform you that…

  • The great purge, the letter “I”

    Ladies and gentlemen, rejoice! We have done it. We have cleansed our society of the most dangerous, most radical, most utterly terrifying concepts ever conceived: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. The D is dead! No…

  • The Great Purge, the letter “E”

    Ladies and gentlemen, patriots and plutocrats, corporate overlords and the everyday peasant-class Americans scraping by on whatever crumbs remain after the billionaires take their share—it is time to rejoice! At long last, we are…

  • The great purge, the letter “D”

    Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round and bear witness to the latest and greatest innovation in political thought—nay, a revelation so bold, so daring, so magnificently absurd that it belongs in the annals of history…

  • monday, slothing it

    Dear Friends, enjoy today’s letter: As the sun rises on this fine Monday, February 10, 2025, I find myself compelled to address the collective groan echoing across the nation. It seems that the aftermath…

  • Superbowl Letter: Joy, resist

    February 8, 2025 A Super Bowl Letter of Joy, Freedom, and Strategic Resistance Dear Fellow Citizens of this Great and Perpetually Baffling Nation, The Super Bowl is upon us once more as a grand…