JulieBolejack

Archives

The great Glazed indecision

March 31, 2025

This morning, I set out with a simple goal: to buy 4 donuts. FOUR: Not a philosophical doctrine, not a federal budget proposal, just four sugary circles of joy. I even knew what I…
Congratulations to the United States of America: You Are No Longer the Envy of the World

March 14, 2025

Dear Fellow Americans, Gather ‘round, citizens, and take a bow. For decades, the world gazed upon our great nation with a mixture of admiration, jealousy, and begrudging respect. They watched our movies, ate our…